Dear Baby Hoss...

Dear Baby Hoss,
Yesterday I'm pretty sure I felt you kick for the first time. While it's really exciting to finally feel you in there, next time let's aim away from the general rib vicinity. Thanks.
Love,
Mom

PS - if your Dad is encouraging rib kicking during one of the "talks" he claims to have with you at night while I'm sleeping, I strongly urge you this one time to ignore him.